Anyone up for a good joke?

Question

One day Little Jonny came home late. His parents asked him where he was. His father said if he lied, they could tell because they just bought a robot that detects when a person is lying. He explains to Jonny that if he lies, the robot will slap him.

His father asked, “Jonny, where have you been all night?”

Jonny replied, “I was at the library studying with my friends”

The robot slapped him.

Jonny then said “Okay okay I was at my friends house”

His father asked, “and what were you doing at your friends house”

Jonny replied, “playing video games”

The robot slapped him.

Jonny said, “okay we were playing with matches”

Father was disappointed in him and began to yell at Jonny.

Then his mother said, “Bob don’t be so cruel! He’s your son afterall!”

The robot slapped the mom.

Answer 1

hahaha!!! thanks for the laugh lol

Answer 2

OMG!  Mom was so busted!

Answer 3

lmao!!!! That's a good one!

Answer 4

hahaha!!lmao!!

x*x

Answer 5

I liked that. I need to print it and tell that one to my husband. Thanks for the good laugh during the workday!!

Answer 6

lol hehe thats funny have a star! =]

Answer 7

Yikes! lol!

Answer 8

Yes fantastic Little Johnny Eh ha ha ha