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Anyone wanna hear a blonde joke???

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

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  1. Funny!!!!!!!!!!


  2. omggg soooo funney

    i got sum 2 (but im not a blonde ahter, sorry blondes but blonde jokes just carck me up)

    what do u call a blonde at university?

    a visitor


  3. LMAO!!! Never heard this one before! I love it! I'm definately telling my sister- she loves blonde jokes and cop jokes!

  4. Cool, but I didn't really get the end...

  5. lol.

  6. yes, I would like to hear a blonde joke.

  7. this one is OLD

    T11gRe

  8. nicee

  9. I think the punch line works better if it's told "Alright, you can go now, and if you had told me you were a cop we could've avoided this whole mess!"

    I'll listen to any dumb blonde joke told by a blonde (if she's pretty).

  10. lol. Funny.

  11. hahahahahaha best blonde joke i've heard all year..really i ran outside and told my neighbors and my sis n law and a friend everyone loved it...thanks hahaha

  12. no

  13. Awesome

  14. LMAO!  that was good!  and it's one i've never heard before!

    i have one...what does a blonde do after a date?  opens the car door.


  15. LMFAO.

    Most blonds are not dumb though.  

  16. lol, isnt this the 2nd time it was posted?


  17. What's a blonde joke...?

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