Anyone want to buy an orange badge????

Question

hardly used.far too much trouble for owner to wear.starting to feel ma flesh crawl.hohohohoho

will take one bottle of auld after shave in exchange.except quorum,even i have limits

Answer 1

lol I knew you were trying to get rid of it,but it suits you so much!!!!

Answer 2

Chas my old pal don't be so quick to rid yourself of this badge. In actual fact it is NOT a badge but 1/3 of an Irish flag, the green and white sections are hidden due to the limited size of it's space. Wear that Sunset Strip with pride mate, it is proof that you are a much needed member of this community. The powers that be do not give these honours to just any old duffer, you know!!!

Did you ever wear 'Jovan'? I did and as I remember the girls loved it or was it my handsome chiselled features, like my Porsche 911? Hahahaha!!!!

Answer 3

there is only one after shave for you my friend its got be

OLD SPICE remember the slogan ( The mark of a man )

and with you being the man around these parts its a must.

but be careful that BRUT Erra is chasing after you.

Answer 4

mate you cannae even give those things away!  

Answer 5

next it will be sir charles.

Answer 6

is the orange badge no what the huns used to put on the dashboard o there cars so they could park in all the disabled bays at the shops ?

Answer 7

no

want a bottle of DENIM a/shave (suites you sir) u`ll knock the burds out wi this shaite chaza i`ll give you it for free i`v had aw the badges i`m worthy of

                               luv eddie xxxx

Answer 8

you can never go wrong with Hi Karate.  makes you smell like Jackie Chan's armpit.

Answer 9

depends who's wearing it?

Anyone else = Orange bade of gayness

Arab = Tangerine badge o'pride

Scumdee = just plain funny

Answer 10

Only if ye can prove ye never knocked it.

Good wan biker,shall we call aw the people wae badges Rimmer.

I'm only having a dig because i'm green with envy.

Answer 11

don't have the aftershave sorry, but i have an unoppenned can of tennants LA best before oct  '91 . vintage stuff

Answer 12

ha ha ha ! whos ar$e wus ya lickin to earn that !!

Answer 13

yes, i will take it but i only have a bottle of hi karate aftershave is that a fair swap?

Answer 14

looks as if you're stuck with it chas

is there no way you can air brush it to green and white

Answer 15

If I changed by name to Auldonnis they might give me one for nothing failing that I may have to come back and barter for yours

Answer 16

i've got an original bottle of noir aftershave balm from 1983.

...and the badge is more tangerine, i think...