Anyone who's good in english. please help?

Question

Hi. A few people on myspace that i knew (but hate) wrote this:

"Hi. I miss you.... kinda"

What i want to do is reply saying something like "Hi i barely miss you" but in a more creative way. How else can i put it so that it sounds nice and mean at the same time

Answer 1

How about

I miss you too. Next time I'll aim better.

Answer 2

"Hey, I miss you so much I forgot about you!"