Apastaists, do you know there is no FSM, or do you believe there is no FSM?

Question

then are you really an apastaist or an agnostic?

Answer 1

I go with sort of a modified Pascal's wager - the chance of any and all or no deities existing being equal, I most accept the one that offers beer and strippers.  But really I'm more agpastic.

Bob Dobbs would be my second choice.

Answer 2

Apastaists need to get out of R&S. I don't even know why they go here. It is through FSM's glory that we are here and are touched by his grace everyday.

Answer 3

Two points!!

Answer 4

I'm a proud pastafarian.

Answer 5

And you say Atheism is not a religion?

Atheists rely on a religion called "common sense."

"....doing good, my religion."

Why not just buck up and join the Christians?

Then you can argue both sides.

Best regards.

God love you!

Answer 6

I believe in the Pasta, but an offshoot form of Pastafarian's from the East.  The Flying Lo Mein Acrobat has come to save the world.

Answer 7

Some people fear Noodly Appendages.  

Sad, but true.  

Answer 8

Im a Pastafarian. Proud of it.

Answer 9

I'm allergic to pasta!!! OK?? Happy??

*cries*

Answer 10

NEVER ever repeat this question again.

The FSM is watching you.