Application for the post of a lover.. a love letter?

Question

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo

Answer 1

Nice letter of appointment

Answer 2

Nicely done! made me smile!

Answer 3

good...you will be surely appointed.

Answer 4

I received it from sister of Romeo who got it from Sonia, sister of juliet.

Answer 5

under evalutaion.

Answer 6

Nice.  I would accept.  Of course I would be a tad miffed over thinking you liked my sister.

Answer 7

Funny! 100!

Answer 8

Nice one & good drafting.

Answer 9

Good one.......

But even I have such kind of Love Letter...

I mean hillarious one...

The Letter is as follows...

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Anna,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,

(b) 5marks and

(c) 3 marks.

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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love

(b) you couldn't control seeing me

(c) really ... am I doing it?

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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

(c) you are attracted by my smile

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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

**********

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy

(c) you don't know

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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) you don't know

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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

(c) that bus was crowded

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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me

(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

(c) by chance you got a rose

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9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Peter

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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........

Peter,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No

**********

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

How is this Love Letter My friend??

I hope you really enjoyed it...,

Neway reply me back with ur responses..

Answer 10

TU HAI HARJAI TO APNA BHI YAHI TOR SAHI TU NAHI AUR AUR NAHI KOI AUR SAHI. pYAR KI MANDI BAHUT BARI HAI PYARE TUMHARE LIYE BHI OR MERE LIYE BHI.

Answer 11

I dare bet Shakespeare never had this kind of hilarious humour in mind, when he wrote the play, great stuff, and a star for you...!

Answer 12

This is great

Answer 13

hillarious  

Answer 14

I posted it before you & was deleted

Formal Love Letter >>> ?

In Jokes & Riddles - Asked by Matadorist - 1 answer - 3 hours ago- (Question has been removed)  

Answer 15

Good one.It was unfortunate that Romeo could not write such a letter to Juliet

Answer 16

Think I can actually use this letter but I might have to find someone with a cute brother.  LOL.  Thanks for the smile.

Answer 17

so basically your asking me out on a date.and telling her yr going to get married.it's nice but i'd be pissed if i got this and yr telling me to give this to my sister too.i would decline your offer.