Archaeology jokes? I am looking for jokes about archaeologists.?

Question

Or ancient Egypt jokes.

Thank you!

Answer 1

Two archaeologists were excavating a tomb in Egypt.

Arch.1: I just found another tomb of a mummefied pharoah!

Arch 2: Are you serious?

Arch 1: No bones about it!

i just made that one up =]

Answer 2

Q: How do you stump an archeologist?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

Answer 3

Archeology Jokes

An archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins!

  An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and

came upon a casket containing a mummy.  After examining it, he

called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

  "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died

of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

  To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

  A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You

were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the

world did you know?"

  "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said,

'10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

  Most mothers tell their daughters to marry doctors...

I told mine to marry an archaeologist because the older she gets,

the more interested he will be in her.