Are Eggs Friendly People?

Question

I have a pet egg and he keeps crying when i tickle him, what do i do?

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Answer 1

You didn't say what type of egg he is and this is very important to give you the correct answer.  For example a hen's egg only likes being tickled on his pointy end, a duck egg on his plump end and an Ostrich egg round the middle - also whether he is a boy or girl egg is very important.  My only suggestion at the moment is to stop tickling him in case he ends up like Humpty Dumpty.  Just give him lots of love, letting him know you will not be eating him (yet) and he will be OK

Answer 2

Whatever you're on, can I have some please!

Answer 3

ok here is what you should do in 10 steps, follow them carefully:

1 get out a pan and put a little bit of olive oil on it

2 get a cup

3 gently tap the skin of your baby on the edge of the cup untill it breaks

4 when it cracks you break it along the crack and let the baby's blood spill in the cup.

5 you heat up the pan

6 you put the interiors of the baby on the pan and stir them and break them up with a spoon

7 you put some salt and pepper on the baby

8 you pull out a plate

9 with the spoon you put the scrambled baby on the plate

10 you eat the baby

as easy as that  

Answer 4

uh to eat yes but an pet egg i dont know what ur talking about :0

Answer 5

i always find that pet eggs can be a bit SHELLfish

Answer 6

Eggs are embrios of chickens. You have a very vivid imagination.  

Answer 7

I have a pet egg, he doesnt cry. Put him in a pot of boiling water, it'll soon shut its little gob.

Get a pet rock. They do everything you ask. Ask them to sit, and they do it.

Good day, chidlet. :)

Answer 8

I don't know, we didn't cover this disorder in Abnormal Psychology. Don't get to attached to him, because time will only turn him into a rotten egg.  

Answer 9

My God, this site is going downhill fast with questions like this being allowed,

and so that no bright soul can accuse me of 'not an answer',

my answer is : Boil it for an hour and then give it back to your 'friend' and ask them to look after it for you while you seek treatment for your ailment

and we KNOW best answer gets points.

Answer 10

That's funny mine been acting up to, he won't stop sneezing when i tickle him.

If only there was some way of knowing??