Are Evolutionists cannibals if they eat soup, since they believe they came from the "Primordial Soup"?

Question

Are Evolutionists cannibals if they eat soup, since they believe they came from the "Primordial Soup"?

Answer 1

How many times you going to ask this question ? Do you really find it that witty?

Answer 2

ROFL!!

Answer 3

I assume you're a creationist?  How sad.  And FYI there is ample evidence that many of our very early ancestors did in fact engage in cannibalism, though many anthropologists prefer other explanations for the marks found on human bones.  I find that more interesting that the fact that we're all descended from the bacteria that were the first life forms billions of years ago.

Answer 4

Thanks, now I know why I like soup so much.  Vegetable soup, clam chowder, mushroom, egg drop, beef stew, chicken noodle...and gumbo, I'm hungry.

Answer 5

Just have to ask: Which theory of creationism do you believe in?

Careful, most of those theories (and they're only theories) include evolutionary change as part of the process.

Answer 6

As long as it's not Primordial they're ok

Answer 7

Are creationists delusional since they believe in " magic men. "

Answer 8

MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Yes, especially if there's some Zwinkie-meat floating around in it!

Answer 9

cannibalism is eating a member of your own species. Members of a species are defined by having the ability to mate and produce offspring.  so no, evolutionists are not cannibals... but if, by your reasoning, that did make us evolutionists cannibals you would be one too because your a member of the same species (if we were generalizing to an entire species).

Though some Christians are cannibals (Catholics).  They eat the blood and body of Christ....And if you ask the clergy if they believe it really is the blood/body of Christ or just bread, they'll tell you its him. That's a little strange....

Answer 10

Evolutionists eat whatever the demons want them to eat!