Are Goal Umpires really cyborgs in disguise?

Question

They run funny and make me laugh sometimes.

Answer 1

I dont know what they are, but they are not human!!!

Ok Laurie, I have finally cheered up. Thanx for making me laugh!

Answer 2

Of course they are! I thought that was common knowledge!

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Answer 3

Lol i recon they are cool guys!

Answer 4

yes, jk they arent of course but funny question dont report me...

Answer 5

YES! i've always thought this exact same thing. ima get to the bottom of this, if its the last thing i do. you goal umpires out there, prepare to be exposed!!!

Answer 6

Cheer up Louise Maree. I watched the GF 1967, and they looked sillier in those long white dustcoats. Interesting to note the way they underplayed their hands then. Today of course it looks as if they have been told to look smart, get under the ball as it crosses the goal line, and to make the most extravegant signals to the field umpire. Those silly hats? I expect to see a spinning propellor on a stick coming up from the top of them.

We don't need them now anyway, we've got the video replay, the third umpire. The wonders of technology.

Answer 7

You must be bored mate....

Umpires need to learn to be consistent! I mean, we know they have a tough job, but seriously, how biased can some of them be!

As I have previously stated, this season, Collingwood received the least free kicks in the competition, and Geelong received the most. Where is the justice? :)