Thank you for voting me in.
Fuel is now vitually unaffordable, but this doesn't effect me.
Food costs are rising rapidly, but don't effect me.
Housing values are falling, but this doesn't effect me.
Pensions are nearly wiped out by goverment action, but this doesn't effect me.
My pension is inflation proof, yours isn't.
Travel costs are rising, but this doesn't effect me.
You can't smoke in your pub, but I can.
My pay will rise above inflation this year.
My allowances are tax free and cover virtually anything.
If my allowances are withdrawn, my salary will be increased to cover the loss.
I can decide on the amount of tax you pay.
I have no skills or training.
I only work for half the year.
I earn three times the national average, because I'm worth it.
Why don't you become an MP?
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