Are Princess Laurentien of the Netherlands and Rory Emerald star-crossed lovers?

Question

Are Princess Laurentien of the Netherlands and Rory Emerald star-crossed lovers?

Answer 1

I think not! Rory could never be seriously involved with a woman who runs around naked while drinking non-vintage champagne! The very thought of it sends tremors through the upper crust.

Answer 2

No, I think that Rory Emerald is still trying to make things work with Lindsay Lohan!

Excellent Question!!

Answer 3

Not at all. As the daughter of a Dutch Minister of Economic Affairs, the Princess has merely been acting as a go-between the Netherlands and Rory Emerald for sensitive financial discussions.

Much has been made of the photographs of her and Rory naked and drinking champagne. But the truth is that they were merely continuing their negotiations on a nudist beach and toasting a successful outcome.