Are These Not The Most Ridiculous Pick-up Lines yes or no ?

Question

Is there a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them.

You stole my heart. But that's okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?)

You've got fine written all over you.

Ever since I met you,

you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) d**n! It must be 15 minutes fast.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!

I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

d**n, I'm glad I'm not blind!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

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Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.

Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Are you an alarm clock? 'Cause you opened my eyes

Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you know why I can't see any stars tonight? You outshine them.

Let's save water. Let's shower together.

What pick-up line actually works on you?

Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.

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Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

Good thing I'm not flammable because you're smoking hot.

Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.

If you held six roses in front of a mirror you'd see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.

I'm like a clock and you're the batteries. Without you my world would end!

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly!

Let's play chess. You turn off the light and I'll make the first move!

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.

Answer 1

Thanks for the laugh. Are you from Memphis? Why? Cause you are the only Tennessee(10 I c)! Not are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!

Answer 2

they are ridiculous yes,but no worse than this one ,

only a drunk would say it (true story)

aww,wouldn' mind getting into them jeans "

i replied "don't bother ,there already is one a**s hole in there "

Answer 3

no!

Answer 4

take off ur clothes, i'll show u my hose.

Answer 5

lol..if any guy comes talk to me with any of those pick up lines above..i'll tell them to get lost!  

Answer 6

yes these are cute...;like them all.Thanks

Answer 7

It's only 7am and you have me laughing

Thanks!

Answer 8

...why do you always post this on like 50 X a day or something?

Answer 9

Yeah they are ridiculous enough to make me laugh. but maybe if the lady laughs at your stupidity you have ac chance....

Answer 10

Here's another guy pick-up line:

"Are those real?

Answer 11

Did you just break wind, cos you're blowing me away!

Answer 12

Some of those are plain ridiculous, and some hilarious. Thanks so much for giving me a smile on a difficult day!

Answer 13

lol you have some of the classic ones up there but yes i d find them rather ridiculous... why use a pick up line when you can just talk about yourself and show the girl/guy that your a good person

i heard one that was like if i made up the a b c i would put u and i closer together.... lol

Answer 14

yeah they are pretty lame, but good, i would never use them though

Answer 15

hahahah