Are These Short Funny Blonde Jokes old or still funny ? last lot for moment back later ?

Question

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What’s the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?

A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Why don’t blonds play Frisbee?

A: It hurts their teeth.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?

A: They can’t find the zipper.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?

A: She tried to drown it.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Answer 1

Most of them are good. Some of them arent that good but still overall I found it funny.

Answer 2

That's just super! Did you're Mom & Dad help you with that?

Answer 3

Was your mom a blonde?

Answer 4

Ha ha ha.!!!

Good ones mate.!!!

Cheers Chris.!!

Answer 5

SCRAPPING THE BARREL  ERE M8TY

Answer 6

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about £50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 7

your 1st one sucked, but the rest r not bad

Answer 8

ok ok ok..!!!!

personally, being the most blonde, blonde in these here woods. I just gotta say for the record.

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............BUT.....

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a 747.... ohhh, thats tuff.

I'v been totally faithfull to my dear-one for the since 19 81, when we met... he was the 1 gettin in the 747's.

... ALSO....

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

A: The joystick is wet.

there is also white-out (liquid paper) all over the screen.

do you remember these ones posted for me by dr bebop..?

its called ....The Ultimate Blonde Joke.

Normally I'm not a fan of blonde jokes but

In Honor of Prissie, a very Blonde and lovable fan.....

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." .

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"

she turned around and went home.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

BTW.. IM LOOKING 4 DR BEBOP. HAS ANY 1 SEEN HIM LATELY???  -plz email me

Answer 9

eh maybe 2 or 3 of those were funny. a little. not really.

Answer 10

A couple a bit funny but hate the slag/dog references. Yo momma, nuff said.

Answer 11

Very funny....Another Blondie to add to your collection...

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Answer 12

Yeah, they're still funny.

The first one was a brunette joke.

Being a brunette, I only smiled a little. HaHa