Are all women really this gullible?

Question

One of my new mistresses was very difficult to get into bed. She wanted me to tell her that I loved her first. So, hello, I told her that I was head over heels in love with her. She is a single woman, so I knew she'd be clingy. (hence the 2nd cell phone just for her, 20 calls a day!) Now she thinks I'm leaving my wife, moo moo lovins'. I'd never leave that trust fund. Never. Not even for a 9.95, which she is. I feel sad for her. Really. I do.

Answer 1

d**n Frank how many accounts do you have?  Tired of your fake questions.

Answer 2

Just the one you're sleeping with is gullible. Women with morals don't sleep with married men.

Answer 3

HOLY c**p!

There's a rare Blue-Footed Booby up there!!

(really i just wanted to say booby)

Answer 4

Heard she won the lottery.

Answer 5

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling

want to call you on the telephone baby I give you a ring

but each time we talk I get the same old thing

always no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring

my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf

she said don't give no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way

you know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way

that's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow

and she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow

my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf

she said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

you see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in

that's when she started talkin' true love started talkin' about sin

I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life

she said no huggin no kissin until you make me your wife

my honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf

she don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Answer 6

No not all women just the really young ones, and that is how you like them isn't it?

Answer 7

then don't play her or anyone else like this again. does your wife know you have mistresses? she must not if you have a separate, secret cell. I don't know how you live with yourself. You are ruining the life of ll the women you talk into being mistresses, and also your wives life too. this could seriously emotionally damage her and those around you. if you have a family, your family will go down the drain because of your selfish actions.

Answer 8

yeah ok.

another comedian here.

good one though

Answer 9

Mm Hmm... okay ... whatever you say Frank. :)

Answer 10

FRANK!!!!

Head over heals is a bit much.  You could have just said a quick "love ya" with your fingers crossed:)