Are ancient jokes often the best...The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens,?

Question

which he kept in a coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing.

He knew about the cockfights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During Mass, he asked his congregation:

"Has anybody got a c**k?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up!

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really, really mean is: has anybody seen MY c**k?"

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Answer 1

Very disturbing (I don't know how it's amusing to think of a priest, a man of god, to be doing anything with sixteen alter boys),

Answer 2

Conan.. that is hilarious. 10/10 zone. Fancy a goat understanding English.

Answer 3

haha nice one

Answer 4

ha ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!!

what a misunderstanding or what a mess~~!!!!!!!!! but not got to worry he got many seen it many got it and so so and so ha ha ha~~!!!but still one is missing a fighting c**k~~!!! lolzzz

lmao~~!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

ha ha ha!!! oldie jokes are really good, just like this one!!! they can amke you laugh over and over again!!!

Answer 6

did he find his c**k though

lmao ha ha

x x x

Answer 7

haha^^

loved it !!..

have a star..

one of the BEST..

bUt i have somethin' to leave..

what kinD of priest is that ???

Answer 8

good one