Are farts used as a weapon of mass destruction?

Question

if someone farts in an elevator, can I report them to the police?

Answer 1

Only yours, princess. Turn yourself in. ;)

Answer 2

Try it some time, could be funny!

Answer 3

Yes--in the South Park episode called "Not Without My a**s". Saddam Hussein took over Canada,  and we wiped him out with massed farts.

Answer 4

no its not illegal to f**t anywhere

although it is kind of ruse when someone farts on purpose in public unless they have a medical reason

Answer 5

Yes. my sister's f**t can destroy the whole of Europe