Are ghosts of animals a common occurrence?

Question

Only last week, I accidentally killed a sabre-toothed werewolf with my phaser rifle and have been experiencing paranormal activity ever since.

Is this normal?

Answer 1

I'm afraid its all part and parcel of what happens when one kills an exotic creature of the night old boy. Why only last week I garroted a zombie dodo bird that had been making a terrible racket in the manor grounds, only to find the blasted thing had returned that very night and was fouling on my bed. There's a lesson to be learnt there old chum confounded if I know what it is though. Tip top.

Answer 2

To answer your question seriously (I'm too tired to answer in joke form right now). ghosts of animals are not a common occurrence for those of us who believe such things.The only reason I can see why there would be  a ghost of animal would be if it were domesticated and just enjoys the life they had lived and don't leave.

Other creatures aren't as smart as most humans, they don't have unfinished business, and most of the animals in the world don't know love of others so they have no reason to stay.

Answer 3

YES!

One night on halloween when I was 12 years old, my friends and I decided to play a joke on somegirl we didn't like.  She was dressed up as a werewolf and we chased after her, I accidently killed her by stabbing her in her tummy with a knife i had as part of my halloween outfit.  Ever since that, every month I have a sharp cramping pains in my lower tummy like i'm being stabbed and blood comes out of my ladies bits.

So we did a ouija board and the board told me that i was being haunted by her. : (

Ok I know she was not actually a werewold but she was dressed as one.

Answer 4

I guess, When i was little I was a "giant" spider crawling towards me. I was scared I screamed and when the light were turned on, I no longer saw it, so I guess it common.

Answer 5

My first reaction is to omit a humorous reply, given the tongue in cheek nature of the question. So, I'll permit a double answer if I may.

First, I have always had pets. Cats and Dogs. Upon their deaths, I grieved like you wouldn't believe. And on, a rare occasion mark you. .. . I would see said animal brush past me or see them shoot through the house when least expected. I would race outside to see if any of my Darlings had indeed came back from the Void, but would always be left with a Bittersweet crushing feeling. And, naturally go about my sullen business.

I reckon a funny retort to the funny question may seem a little remiss now.

Oh! There was this one thing mind, I remember Spam the Spluttering Crab, but I can't be ars*d. He did everything sideways. Silly Tool.

Answer 6

I have a Hot Dog haunting my grounds.

Answer 7

Are you normal

Answer 8

Ah that old chest nut, haven't we all been there.

I took my Unicorn out for a run in the country the other week but having just been replenished with my liquid lunch of port didn't see the low bridge ahead which took the Unicorns horn swiftly off.

As we all know the horn is the Unicorns life source. Since then I have had many strange goings on.

1. Bottle of port was empty when I returned home (Unicorn must have had it on me in spite)

2. I couldn't open the door of my humble mansion (Unicorn probably put gum in he lock)

3. Could not stand without promptly falling over (Unicorn pushing me over)

4. Ran naked round the streets singing the song 'I'm a woman' complete with hip dips (possessed by Unicorn).

My doctor advised me to come off the port, I have. I am now on the Gin.

Answer 9

some wolverines attacked my cousin and i used a fricken 12 guage!

there were no ghosts.

Answer 10

No, my good man. Indeed, this is quite curious. Dare I say that sabre-toothed werewolf was your mother in a different form? Or perhaps you should refrain from consuming opium so frequently.

Answer 11

i say old bean, that's where the ruddy beasty got to, i let him out to munch a few thieving commoners and the ruddy thing went awol on me. that's the thanks you get for keeping them fed and watered with a clean bed each night, no thanks at all...they just wander of to all hours of the night no phone calls nothing, I'm sat at home wondering if the phone will ring ..........any way old bean not to worry they are easy to grow, they come from this chappie in Transylvania a Dr Von frankenstup, they are preserved in Gin old bean and it does say on the side of the jar "this product has a high spirit content" ? tally ho  

Answer 12

Of course it is! I killed a lesser striped unicorn bunny years ago and the d**n thing is still haunting me! May not have helped that I killed it with a spud gun loaded with solid Maris Pipers.

On the other hand, that could possibly be the result of your brain melting upon the sight of said werewolf toothy sabred animal. If I saw that I'm sure that my brain would melt. Maybe there is a loose wire in your brain. I suggest you ring your local pc world who will deliver a home brain surgery kit within 2-7 days.. if it's not in stock it could take 4-6 weeks. Hang in there and if all else fails...

CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!

Answer 13

It is only common with the sabre-toothed werewolf and also if you kill a vampire. You must go to your local priest who will perform an exorsicm to rid you of this evil spirit.

Answer 14

Yes it's normal due to the magnetic force emanating from the phaser.  You will find that it pulls the imprint of the said creature left on time and locks it into your own magnetic force which resides around your feet.

This of course means that you will pull the toothy creature around with you and may get an uneasy toe nibbling feeling at night.