ok, so I had to get my vision checked with those machine things you look into. The person told me to read a row of numbers, so I did. Then she's like, "you didn't read all three columns in that row. Read them!"
Well, I would have read all three columns of numbers..if there had been three columns of numbers. Only two columns had numbers in them, the first column was blank. I could see all the numbers perfectly. The lady wouldn't believe me when I said there weren't three columns of numbers, so she sent me to another machine.
I watched the lady before me fail her vision test on that machine, and then it was my turn. I could see everything fine, except it wasn't numbers, only funny shaped circles. Tehre was a distorted reflection at the bottom, and I realized maybe I was supposed to read that...only it was so distorted you couldn't possibly read it. And thus, I failed the vision test even though I can see fine.
Am I crazy? Or are the machines messed up?
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