Are people molested by Bigfoot,...?

Question

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Answer 1

some guy was molested by bigfoot as a child and as a result he is now a pedophile. i didn't know bigfoot was real until this breaking news.

Answer 2

I hope it's only his feet that are big.

Ouch!

Answer 3

The predator part of Gene R. Morrill is disturbing, but the Bigfoot claim made me laugh. Of course, if I was a serious Bigfoot investigator, I wouldn't welcome his claims.

Answer 4

What you never read the Star or Enquirer.  But seriously that is what the north coast Salish Indians say happens all the time in their folklore.

Answer 5

Never I heard unless molested by a hairy long needed shave  big foot.

Answer 6

Apparently Bigfoot is a big ol' hairy perv!

That's pretty funny. Though the larger issue of child molestation is certainly not funny and I'm glad this guy is getting sentenced. Thanks for the paranormal related comic relief.

Answer 7

That would be a triple "huh". First, the existence of Bigfoot(s) is still questionable, which means that they could be unreal. Secondly, if they do exist we still have no idea what family of mammals they belong (they may be under the family of sloths which are not predators). Third, The act which is being described seems to have been based on King Kong which is a gorilla and not a Bigfoot.

Answer 8

no I have never heard of anyone being molested by big foot.

Answer 9

Well..you know what they say

"Big Foot...

Big....."

Answer 10

Bigfoot only molests crazy people. However watch out for Wombats!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3420...

Answer 11

Just you sweetie.

Answer 12

No, this was just an attempt to use the not guilty for reason of insanity defense.