Are short jokes the most funniest~~!!!?

Question

Teacher: Raju, How many times have I told u not to scribble on the board?

Raju: Sorry Miss, I did not count.

Raju: I hate eggs

Ramu: Why?

Raju: Because they always appear on my answer sheets.

Father: Mohan why are u making a hole in a text book?

Mohan: My teacher ask me to do it. She told me to go through ur text book,

Father: HuhHuh

Arun: "Oh God" Please make Bangalore the Capital of India.

Mother: But, why dear?

Arun: Because that is what I wrote in my text paper today.

Mother: Huh??

Sekar: Can u do anything which other people cannot do?

Sriram: Yeah, Sure, I can read my own handwriting.

Father: Son, what do u get when 9 is multiplied by 8?

Son: 70

Father: Good work, My boy. Here is ur chocolate.

Neighbour: 9is multiplied by 8 we get 72

Father: He is improving. Yesterday he said 68

customer : excuse me sir , i want to have an account in this bank....

bank manager : yes please come...take ur seat...yes of course u can have an account in this bank...this is one of the famous bank in this city...

customer : yes i know that , sir... thats why i want 2 have an account in this bank...so can i have the registeration form plz...

bank manager : yes u can , before that , do u know the rules and regulation of this bank ??

customer : i dont know , sir...

bank manager : Hey stupid...me itself working here since 5 years, dont know.....in one day u want 2 know...

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "

Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.

Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?

Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.

Lady : But I see no chicken in it!

Waiter : That's why it's so special!

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Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?

Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.

Answer 1

Yeah i like them

Answer 2

some are really good and very funny jokes

Answer 3

most of the jokes were funny. some not. short jokes deliver the punch line quickly so they hold your attention.

Answer 4

lolz here are some from me:

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Answer 5

Excellent!! all r good ones

Answer 6

like those

Answer 7

No, your spelling and grammar is.

Answer 8

they are good