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Are the Owltheati an 'organisation' only for Jehovah's Witnesses?

by Guest55682  |  earlier

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No, guys , I know what it is! I like owls!

Can non-JWs join?

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  1. It started as a joke.

    It means nothing...  it is ONLY on Y!A ... don't worry, it is not a national/international symbolism or movement.

    We are representatives of Jehovah God, not of owls...

    o\/o

    but owls ARE wise, no?

    Fittingly so.


  2. Jehovah's Witnesses and wisdom? I think not.

    As a Witness for 50 years I never heard of Owltheati.

    Google it.

  3. You're on a computer - why don't you just google it????

  4. I'm an Owlheati kitty.

  5. You called???? Nah, just like my sister said, it started as a joke; if you will. Having fun with Lime Kitty and his friends, lol. Those of us who are "Owltheati" are on-line Witness friends.

    Children... Where are you....

    Grandmother is calling  OvO

    We actually have 2 theme songs. Watch & enjoy.

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f7nxRV9kZ8...

    Add #2~~~ Lime Kitty! Nice to see you back. I worried that my Lab got you.

  6. I know it's surprising but..Yes! We Witnesses have great senses of humor!

    I may be very serious when speaking about the Bible here but I am actually very silly when it comes to funniness.

    Amazing isn't it!

    Now would one of the 'Owls' email me and explain 'cause I think I wanna be an owl too.

    Edit: I am beginning to get it!! Owl...cute, sharp-eyed, wise birds.

    Theati.....Believes in God...especially the One True God!

    But I can't speak Russian. Can I still be an owl?

    Bird food...Vot is naughty!

  7. *whack job regular flies into question*

    Hoo calls on the Owltheati King? OvO

    lol but seriously, its just a joke based off of the "Atheati", which is itself a joke based off of the Illuminati ^_^

    I liked the "Owl" theme because owls have the ability to see well in the dark, while others are forced to stumble about blindly. Owls have also been known to be natural predators of atheist Lolcats =)

    And yes, it is currently just a group of Jehovah's Witnesses who know each other and like to have fun. But as far as I know there are no rules restricting who can join =)

    Have you seen our theme song? :D

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UGShADzKjT...

  8. looks like one of the whack job regulars started it..don't see em anywhere but on yahoo answers..

    EDIT* They think they have the only true religious wisdom, and everyone else are rodents

  9. Owls stand for wisdom.  Jehovah's Witnesses are known for showing bible wisdom or knowledge.  Whether it be truth or false beliefs seem like many people on R&S still think they hold wisdom.

    Okay I googled it and came up with a bunch of questions and answers and profiles from this Owltheati female members of the Jehovah's Witnesses.  It must be a secret code with them.  A secret female society from the UK?

  10. Rats! Got here too early, no other answers from the OWL folk.

    Edited!

    Boy am I glad I came back!

    It looks like "The West Side Story", two gangs, OWLish and the Kitty Litter battling.

    Next we will lolowls with cute endearing sayings printed on t-shirts!

    Owl with a piece of fur on her beak,

    "oh, was that YOUR cat?"

           "S o r r r y"

  11. *flies in late*

    Whooooo called the Queen? OvO

    The Owltheati are a group of Y!A regulars who love owls. We are also fans of eating Kitties like Lime Kitty....

    The Owltheati are the antithesis of the Atheati, although unfortunately, the group that seems to be more interested in the Owltheati are not the Atheati, but the other A-team, who seem intent on becoming bird food (Biblically speaking)

    OvO

    *sees other owls*

    ((((Members of the Owltheati))))

    If you become a member of the Owltheati, you and Vot can speak Russian together.

    Ну, что говоришь дорогая?

    ======

    *sees Kitty below. pecks*

  12. Evidently.  It's a cult within a cult.  Not to mention, owls are an unclean bird, but apparently they don't give a hoot, as they are pagan and follow their own doctrine instead of that in the Bible.  Even satan masquerades as an angel of light.

  13. Flaps in

    Sorry... Sorry. I am so late!

    We are in the process of building a new bird's nest and being the princess I am in charge of gathering the yum-yums to feed all the hungry owls. Can you believe we had 200 volunteers over the weekend. It is going to be the prettiest nest (that can fit 250 fluffy owls) in the area.

    Perhaps you can be Owltheati fledgling. You always seem so kind to the Owls and friends.  But to be an owl makes you very different, you have to realize that you are Awake while most everybody else is asleep.  Of course this is not my right to bestow any title, not until I get rid of Vot. Ummm I mean until Vot gives up her throne.

    ((((Owltheati))))

    OvO

  14. Never heard of it!

  15. It is a joke.  come on and lighten up.  Some are JWs.  We like a joke as much as anyone else.

    I laughed as much or more as the next person.  Don't spoil such a good one.

  16. Just admit it, Oberon.  You want to be like Lime Kitty.

    :P

  17. More of a "flock" surely :-)

    Yes, as far as I know, they are all JW's.

    I see they haven't flapped their way into this question yet :-)

  18. Acts 15:14

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