Millions of years ago, there was a Neanderthal named Al Gorek. One day, Gorek noticed the ice was melting and receding. Although the Earth was actually in an ice age, and naturally, attempting to warm up back to normal, Gorek was convinced the Cavemen were responsible.
The Earth and nature are very remarkable, in that it take cares of itself, makes any adjustments necessary, heals itself, will use any resources to repair itself to normalcy, and will rid itself of anything that gets in the way.
But noooooooooooo. Gorek couldn't conceive of such a notion. That nature is more powerful than man, was unexceptable. Then, he convinced some of the simpleton Cavemen it was they causing this thing he called global warming. The use of campfires to heat the caves, cooking foods without environmental restrictions, and all that farting, was the real reason the ice was melting. Gorek warned them, that the big something up in the sky was angry. And if they didn't sacrifice their SUV's, er, I mean, virgin daughters, it would get them.
While Gorek himself continued to ignore his own warnings, a large number of gullible Cavemen took measures to combat this natural phenomenon. The problem was, Mother Earth was using the Cavemen to put elements into the atmosphere helping her warm up to her normal, natural state.
When Mother Earth found out the Cavemen had rebelled against her, she became angry (It's not nice to fool Mother nature) , and as she will do from time to time, she "deleted" the Cavemen from existence, never to be heard from again.
Being in an ice age today, and Mother Nature once again trying to warm up the globe, will she become angry with modern Neanderthal's that get in her way and rid herself of us?
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