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Are the rumours true about that frightful woman Jade Goody. Has she been asked to appear in playboy?

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Apparently she has been offered an undisclosed sum probably in the hundreds to appear nude in playboy. What the dickens are they thinking, are standards slipping that low! surly this would contravene the obscene publications act, its on the verge of bestiality for god sake. I don't want to be sat at home one evening with the latest publication about to hurt myself in a gentlemanly manner only to find her offensive form staring back at me.

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how gross is that!
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Oh my!!!
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She would be a terrific role model for Playboy. he he.
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i think your'e all cruel to jade
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its probably a lie she is so ugly !!!!!!
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Eurhg!! STOP!!!

Can i suggest you avoid the said publication and choose a ripe alternative to hurt yourself in a gentlemanly manner to.

Jade Goody? God, it sends shivers down your spine just thinking about it!!
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Do you want to tell me you actually look at the faces of those girls?
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Good grief. If you look up "fugly" in the dictionary I'm sure it lists her as an example.
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I hope they smear lots and lots of vaseline on the lens as a seriously "soft focus" look is going to be necessary with this one. But I hope its just a rumour!
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You might laugh ...but which one of us is the millionaire?

Ha ha true ! Of course...sorry.
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if its true, the p**n industry will have nightmares for a fortnight, but try the twins from last bb
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If it is true, the publication will have to be printed in A3 size, to accommodate her girth.
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Jade Goody... naked? *pukes up a little in my mouth*
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are they wearing rose tinted glasses or something?! theyd be mad to put her in their mag.. every guy will tear that pg out then purchase the mag
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Whatever amount she has been offered a man of your wealth should double/treble it in the interest of public decency
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Why the deuce did you bring that up old boy?

Don't you know that that is a form of physcological warfare specifically outlawed by the Geneva Convention?

The mere thought of her naked form has made me feel violently ill. I must take to my sick bed at once...
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'On the verge of bestiality' - hhahhahahaha, I love that .....
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SAY IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, from what i heard.. she was offered a tenner... but she said, no need - she'd do it for a fiver... or a couple of Pints!
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Aparently she's a celebrity LOL it's probably the only thing she hasn;t done, we could start a fund/charity titled The keep Jade Goody's Clothes on Appeal
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no way,,,playboy,is taking the p---.mary.c.
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I do at least hope they don't nominate her to to be the cover model of that issue. Otherwise it'll be somewhat difficult to tell whether I'm buying Playboy or Horse and Hound.
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I sincerely hope not, I would prefer to see Mrs Humphries!
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I fear the Rotter doth protest too much!

I don't wish to be the one to blow the whistle here, but let's just say that there has been some talk about a certain club member who has developed a more than (ahem!) 'natural' interest in his prize winning sow. I applaud you for coming up with the wizard wheeze of daubing her with frosted lipstick, sticking her in a thong and passing her off as the unquestionably porcine Miss Goody. And if it means that you can extract some decent mullah from the Playboy johnnies, I salute you.... but please, don't ask us to believe that you won't be reaching for the box of 'Man Size' when the April edition drops through the letter box!
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rite....do the magazine company not want to sell any copies for the month Miss Piggy (I mean Jade Goody) is in it? Mite as well do a double shot with Kerry Katona!!!

That's nasty!
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yeah she has been asked to appear in plaboy!
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I think your confused, surely it was Farmers Weekly that put in the offer?
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dear sir, i believe you Morse code-a-tron interpreter is not deciphering the cyphers correctly. my code-a-tron interpreter informed me that it was a spread (no pun intended) in national geographic. she is not being paid, all proceeds from the sale of this issue will go towards a charitable foundation that supports the local zoo's.-blurey
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I didn't know the effects of air brushing could be good enough to make her look half decent.
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Dear Sir.

I was grossly offended by your remarks and by you attempts to incite liable.

I represent Ms Goody in a para-quasi-legal capacity and have this very day issued a writ in the high court Jessop.

You are compelled to attend the first hearing this Tuesday at 10am prompt. Should you wish to settle this matter out of court please make checks payable to:

Lancelot Watchingham-Squirm QC.

In this way we shall be able to leave Ms Goody out of it all together.

Your servant

LWS
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My godness !!! she is gonna take a big space on the coverpages..... with tht fatty tatty she is carring ,....
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Oh my God! Old Fruit, that would certainly put you off your "stroke" If that's what they are now publishing, I'll stop my subscription forthwith! What is the World coming too? That talentless "dog" would put you off your morning kedgeree, not to mention your two poached eggs! Pip Pip, Old Boy, and Tallyho, I'm glad that you have put yourself up as an arbiter of good taste, Keep up the good work, Old Chap!
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