Are there any funny folk in your family like Aunt Dora??

Question

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her

constipation.

"It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."

"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.

"Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour

in the morning and again at night."

"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"

"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."

Answer 1

I love it!

I AM Aunt Dora...not with the potty problems, but I sure do say goofy things sometimes!   Can you believe that sometimes I really embarrass MYSELF?

*LOL*

Answer 2

Apparently, not a short story, Suzie.

Answer 3

Suzie - are you sure that our families are not related?   We have several members like your Aunt Dora!

CJ

Answer 4

ME!!  LOL.  Once a person asked me who my son favours..his dad or me.  I thought it meant who does he prefer so answered "he likes his dad and me equally" or something like that.  I found out later that the term "favours" actually meant who did my son resemble!  I had never heard that term used in that context before and afterwards felt like a complete fool!!

Answer 5

she needs to also take a cup of coffee, works every time

Answer 6

A farmer told the vet that his horse was constipated.The vet handed him a bottle of pills and a length of tube. "Insert the tube into the horse's a**s, put a pill into the other end, & blow it into the horse's r****m."

The farmer returned the next day, looking decidedly ill.

"What happened?"  asked the vet?

"It was that pill. I did what you said, but the horse blew first!"

Answer 7

He He He!  

Answer 8

My dad. He would announce he was going to the library and take a book to the bathroom with him. That was his self proclaimed "reading room".

Answer 9

My hubby has a magazine rack in his bathroom. Thank goodness I have my own bathroom or I would have to go out side. Funny again Suzie. Thanks Poppy

Answer 10

Very funny have a star.

Answer 11

A strong hot black coffee and a white cigarette is the secret of trade.  A very good 'un.  

Answer 12

We had a couple like that in our family too, I think your Aunt Dora needs more fiber in her diet. LOL

Answer 13

ha ha excellent

Answer 14

thaks for the laugh as always Suzy!!! I enjoyed this one

Answer 15

Oh yes, this went to many of my family members because it sounds like something my mom would tell her Dr.!!!  Thx!

Answer 16

Suzie, where do you keep finding these little gems?

Do you subscribe to CAPTAIN BILLY'S WHIZZBANG?

And how many of you out there remember Captain Billy?

Answer 17

lol

Answer 18

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