Are there any good any t.p. ideas?

Question

Hey. we got t.p.'d last night and the people who did it used shaving cream! It stained everything, and paint came off the door. We have no choice but to retaliate...obviously. So if someone could give us some great ideas to get them back like times 1904579438679586, that would be stellar. (shaving cream need not apply.)

Answer 1

Bologna and mustard on cars should eat off the paint and if you suck on a lollipop and stick it to the window glass if they pull it off it shatters the glass.  This stuff worked back in the day but with today's safety glass and new paints I'm not sure if you would get the same results.

Answer 2

turn them in, nothing like a record to do the trick