Are there any good ways to break my elbow?

Question

i need a fast way to break my elbow!

and i mean...FAST!

i dont care about pain

although less is better!

but, i just need to break my elbow very soon!

i have a extremely good reason

and, i know i am crazy and stuff

i have a psychiatrist

shes not that good, but apparently the best where im from!

so its not working

i just need to do this

and no matter what anybody says

im still going to do it!!!!!

so dont waste your time telling me not to

best answer 10 points!!!

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Answer 1

Smash it with a hammer???  That'll do it.

Answer 2

keeping slamming it into a brick wall

Answer 3

obviously a bad idea considering you are already going to a psychiatrist.

Answer 4

Get hit by a car. You'll get some other COOL injuries too.

Answer 5

jump from a couch on ur elbow.  

Answer 6

What is your reason?