Are there any of those clothes that you can put electronics on that don't make me look like a dork

Question

Okay, I want to be able to have those thingies so that I don't lose my electronics when I bring them around with me. The problem is that all of the ones I've found either can't be worn in school, could not be worn in the heat, or make me look like a HUGE dork. Any stuff that I could wear everyday, without looking absurd?

Answer 1

Since you're worried that you might look like a huge dork, this automatically qualifies you to actually be a huge dork, and there's no help for you. If you're not supposed to have the stuff at school, leave it at home.