Are there any small, crummy restaurants on the way to California from Florida?

Question

I'm moving to California from Florida next year. My friend are going to have a little bit of a road trip with this. But, we REALLY want to stop by a crummy, dingy out of the way restaurant that you see only in the movies such as where the waitress is named, "Flo", the chef is greasy, wearing a wifebeater with flies buzzing around and one of the truckers that frequents there claims to have been molested by aliens and is named, "Sea Bass" but everyone there is like the show, "Cheers" where everyone knows your name and don't take kindly to cityfolk. I know this seems kind of weird of a question and that it could be conceived as mean. Does anyone know where one of these types of restaurants is located along that route? We don't want to stray too far off to get to it though.

Answer 1

Watch Diners, Drive Ins and Dives on Food Network. Or check out their website. It's all about hole in the wall type places that you are talking about.

Answer 2

hahhahahahah. no.

only if you're willing to pay 10 bucks for a scoop of "ice cream" then i'd suggest you not go there