Are there little, horned, pointed tailed demons lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to...?

Question

grab me and drag me to h**l?

Answer 1

Yes. They are called Republicans.

Answer 2

Probably not, however there are big, powerful and influential corporations waiting to take us all to the cleaners.

Answer 3

Heavens no. They are more subtle than that.

Answer 4

Well not h**l, no. They intend to drag you to Vernon Troyes' love dungeon.

Answer 5

No.

Mommy, Daddy and Rev are liars

Answer 6

Sounds more like your hopes for Saturday night...

Answer 7

you shouldn't talk about your kitties like that.  just fill their food bowl.

Answer 8

Yes and the only way to save yourself is send all your money to me so I can hire angels to protect you from them.

Answer 9

Well if there is, be sure to carry your b*****d sword with you, you can do 1d6 worth of damage on each one per turn <G>  That is if you actually hit them.

Answer 10

I sincerely hope so, that would be cool.

Answer 11

They are not as You described them:

Demons have to have a Host Body to work thru; They are assigned to certain areas of this World System; People that by their perverse Actions and Talking are an Invitation for demon-demons to set up Lodging in them;

Rependant Sinners, that is the Ones that follow Jesus Christ,This is not for You;Jesus has given You Authority over them,:They will oppose You and try to draw You into their

domain;Stay with what God has said,It is Written.

Answer 12

No but there are evil entities that or demons that do lurk in dark areas waiting to take over someones body and cause chaos. You are very unlikely to encounter one of these beings.  

Answer 13

I thought you were going to say "...plug me in the ****."

Answer 14

sure.

Answer 15

They don't look like funny little creatures with horns and tails.  These days they tend to wear suits and be armed with laptops and Blackberries, and lurk in glass towers - but they're working day and night, worldwide, to build the kingdom of the Prince of Darkness.

Answer 16

Oh heck yeah!  The little ones are such an issue, it's the average size to large ones that cause all the real problems!  

Tenacious D has the most obvious approach to dealing with this problem, especially while '...hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road...'

Good luck with the Best Song In The World.

Answer 17

No.  Thats not how it works.

Answer 18

No, they are trying to convert you and make you a part of their cult.