Are there maps in Canada for the young ladies to read?

Question

im sorry but i refuse to believe that any girl in Canada can read a map. the day you can drive from your location to route 40, dallas, texas. is the day that i will sing a pussycat dolls song and wear a thong. u hear me son?

Answer 1

Of course they can't!  They aren't even allowed to drive!

Do I still get to see you in a thong?  Please..please...pretty please....

Answer 2

Obvs there are some Canadian girls that can read maps.

I may not be one of them... but they exist.

Besides, you can get pretty much anywhere here on our one highway.

Answer 3

Wow - banana hammock singing! Wooo!

Route 40 doesn't go through Dallas my dear.

Answer 4

Does it really matter; I seriously don't have a sense of direction.

Answer 5

And if we get lost will YOU stop and ask for directions...?

Answer 6

http://www.blessedherbs.com/bh/node/1874...

Answer 7

Did your internet girlfriend get lost?

Answer 8

Well I recken you had better go and pick out that thong and put a quarter in the jukebox for the pussycat dolls because our guide from Brimington Washington to Canada was a young lady. A Native American (and a citizen of Canada) who lead tours through out the U.S. And Canada, showing some of the trials that Native Americans had to take when their land was invaded.

And you had better hold-on to your boots for this one, she had came back from a trip to Dallas Texas prior to taking us on our tour. In which she drove all by herself. With nothing but her trusty compass and the stars at night (since they're big and bright deep in the heart of Texas!)

Answer 9

Are you in cahoots with the New Jersey guy?