Are these FUNNY These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day ?

Question

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*stard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's

dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap

tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a

big

reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 g*y bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS

FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No

longer needed, Got married

last month. Wife knows everything

Answer 1

These are very funny!

Answer 2

Hahaha yes they're very funny. Thanks for posting them.

Answer 3

good ones

Answer 4

the last one is very funny!

lmao!

=p

Answer 5

Yes, they are funny!  Thank you for sharing them.

There's a book of loads of these type of things, Cutting Humour, which is also very funny: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cutting-Humour-P...

Nick

:)

Answer 6

ha ha  h a g1

Answer 7

Ha ha ha.!!!

They are great mate, top notch.!!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers Chris and congrats on England's performance at the Olympics.!!

Answer 8

silly.

Answer 9

nice

Answer 10

Love the last one.

And of course its so true ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

Answer 11

hahahaha!!! luv them!!

Answer 12

Haha!

=))

Answer 13

The dirty white dog one is the funniest imho