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Are these Mr. Bean's Jokes funny or groaners

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BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

MARRIAGE

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

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  1. Terrible jokes,Real groaners.


  2. Ha-ha great jokes..cheered my day up..thanks

  3. Not bad.  I liked the last one more.  Thanks.  I'm starting my day with a smile. =)

  4. Great jokes...

  5. yes there ok.

  6. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good ones mate.!!!

    Cheers Chris.!!

  7. Very good.

  8. i guess some are funny while some are groaners but i luv the marriage joke

  9. lol

  10. Hahahaha...good for kids ..last is enjoyable for men...:)

  11. All pretty groan-worthy, but I love 'em!

  12. This shows that Mr. Bean does know how to escape his straight jacket!

    Ha! Ha!

  13. did not do anything for me must be groaners

  14. 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

    that cracked me up!

  15. groaners apart from the last one that was ok.

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