Are these appropriate names for Filipino businesses?

Question

Yes folks, a toast to peerless Pinoy (or is it fearless finoy) humor!

Top Pinoy Business Names…

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck".

3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" .

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?)

5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa *** Laundry".

6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh Chicken".

7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".

8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".

9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".

10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers".

Do you have anymore to add to this list?

Answer 1

1. Anita Bakery (for US singer Anita Baker)

2. Doris Day and Night (24-hour restaurant)

3. Elizabeth Tailoring (garment shop)

4. Felix the Cut (barber shop)

5. Maruya Carey (maruyahan - banana fritters)

6. Christopher Plumbing (after Christopher Plumber a.k.a. Captain Von Trapp, Sound of Music)

7. The Way We Wear (boutique)

8. Leon King Video Rental

9. Caintacky Fried Chicken (for a fried chicken outlet in Cainta)

10. Wrap and Roll (lumpia business)

11. Mang Donald's (local burger restaurant)

12. MacDonuts

13. Meating Place (meat shop)

Answer 2

Are you my mom's auntie? her name is inday too.  

Answer 3

Hahaaha! Cut & Face...bread pit...

Filipinos are hilarious...i love them my aunt's side of the family is all filipino they make me feel so tall since they are so short :)

Answer 4

  Filipino Restaurant in Bicutan, Paranaque City

  - Sukimoko    

Answer 5

hey somebody told me that there is a small "karinderya" named "luto ng ina mo, and right across the street an extension named " luto ng ina mo rin"

Answer 6

Check out chicogarcia.wordpress.com. They did a top 10 on that on the morning rush on RX. Some of those mentioned are there as well.

*Oh, btw, here's my share:

Cow King(copycat ng chowking.hehe) - it's a carinderia where everything is cow meat.

Answer 7

nice ones...!!!

a funeral business, could be "Big girls don't cry"...

a BBQ business, could be "Barbie Q"...

a garden business, could be "George's Bush"...

Answer 8

a fabric store: Wool Street