SO, a duck walks into a bar and says, "can i have a beer please?" Barman says "sure" and gives him a beer. "I dont see many ducks in here? where u from?" "I'm from down the road, i'm plastering a house" "A duck? Plastering? Thats amazing! Hey, I have a friend who works in the circus, would u b prepared to do some work for him?" "Wait, circus people - dont they live in caravans and work in a tent?" "Well, yeh," says the barman. "Well, why would they need a plasterer?"
SO, a duck walks into a bar and says "have u got any duck food?" The barman says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks in and says "have u got any duck food?" The barman says "No, we only sell alcohol!" This happens every day for a week and then the barman says "Look! I'm fed up of this - if you do that again, i'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor and batter u!" So the next day the duck returns and says "You got any nails?" The barman says no and the duck says "Right, you got any duck food?"
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