Baby wong
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs
have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely,
healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.
"What will you name the baby"?
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
"Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we
will name him Sum Ting Wong!
S*x and the country
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
Life's Little Successes
At age 5 success is not peeing in your pants
At age 10 success is having friends
At age 16 success is having your driver's license
At age 20 success is having s*x
At age 35 success is having money
At age 50 success is having money
At age 65 success is having s*x
At age 70 success is having your driver's license
At age 75 success is having friends
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
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