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Are these funny or rude no 1?

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There once was a plumber from Leigh,

Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,

Said she, "Please stop plumbing,

I think someone's coming!"

Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me."

CHOCLATE ICE-CREAM

A lady walks into an Ice Cream Parlor and asks "could I please have a

gallon of chocolate ice cream?"

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry miss, we just sold our last gallon of

chocolate ice cream a few minutes ago. Could I interest you in another

flavor?"

So the lady replies, "Ok then, I'll just have a quart of chocolate ice

cream"

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry. We don't have any chocolate ice cream."

The lady then asks "all right, then could I have a just a pint of chocolate

ice cream?" Again the salesman responds angrier this time "i'm sorry, we

don't have any chocolate ice cream"

So the lady says "Fine, I'll just have a cone of chocolate ice cream."

"Listen lady!" he yells. "How do you spell VAN in VANilla?"

"V-A-N" she spells.

"How do you spell STRAW in STRAWberry?"

"S-T-R-A-W" she again spells.

"And how do you spell F*CK in chocolate?"

She thinks for a minute and says "There is no F*CK in chocolate"

"EXACTLY!"

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  1. Second ones a corker!!!


  2. the 2nd 1 is relly funi loooolllllllzzzzzzzzzz

  3. Very Funny!

  4. funny

  5. There once was a man named jokeduck

    Who really could not give a f*ck

    He'll post you a joke

    On which you might choke

    But the humour will never be stuck

  6. yes funny ....10/10...chris

  7. Genius!!!!!!


  8. rude but money

  9. Funny!!  I can go to work now, Thanks

  10. welll i never it is very funny! ok u can have a star...

  11. Ice Cream     ummmm..........!!

  12. omg i love the 2nd on!!! its great!!!!!

  13. haha 2nd is funny

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