Once there was a robber who robbed a shop over and over again. When he was finally caught, he went to court and the Judge asked, "Why did you rob the same shop over and over again?" The robber replied, "It said on the door: 'Thank You come again!'"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a baseball game across the road and they heard somebody yell "fowl!"
What kind of food do you eat in a taxi?
Corn on the cab!
Why did the woman throw her clock out of the window?
She wanted to see time fly!
What do you get out of an earthquake and a cow?
A milk shake!
Where did the cow go on a Saturday night?
To the mooooooovies!
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