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Are these jokes offensive for a man?

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Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers.

What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all?

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn;t ask for directions.

Sadly, all men are created equal

A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference, the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because they have actually been used."

Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?

A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.

Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?

A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men.....a woman.

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare.

Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

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  1. Lmao! nah they are funny

    my bf would just laugh these off! :)'


  2. No, they're not offensive . . . just plain stupid.

  3. It's silly to be offended by a joke.  I don't get all pouty when men make smart remarks about women drivers or blonds or whatever.  

    A joke is meant to be funny.  Now if someone is constantly making derogatory jokes then yes, it does get old and stop being funny.  That is not the fault of the joke however, it's the fault of the ding dong who doesn't know when enough is enough.

  4. Those jokes are very hillarious but a little too offensive for a man.

  5. Any man who is offended by a stupid joke is, by definition, a "girly man."

  6. I'm a man and I don't find them offsensive. Jokes are meant to make people laugh, if someone kept saying them to personally have a go at me then yeah I probably would get pissed off at them but otherwise no.

  7. You forgot: How is a man like a tile floor? You lay him right once and you can walk all over him for life.

  8. In my opinion, these jokes have the opposite of their intended effect. They make women look bad.

  9. umm, i don't know, they are basically saying that women are smarter ... every single one says that ... what do u think??  

    ps. they r not funny ...   I did NOT laugh ...

  10. those jokes are horrible and stereotypical you should be ashamed of your self

  11. Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?

    A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.

    well im a dude and i thought this was f*cking funny! haha quite enjoyed the read of your jokes good job.

  12. good ones

  13. They're just jokes,I'm not offended at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. yes they are very offensive

  15. Lol, I don't find them offensive, but then I don't mind any jokes really :-)

  16. Only offensive to a man who sees himself in them

  17. Don't offend me at all.  I guess us guys are just a little less sensitive than a lot of women out there it seems.

  18. Offensive? Only for the easily offended.

    Men usually see the funny side easier than women do. I sure did. No harm in making anyone feel a little stupid, as long as it is done in good humour and not taken seriously by either the listener or the teller.

    However, women (expectedly) will be very offended at this:

    "Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that all of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."

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  20. lighten up you guys i actually think some of them are funny..guys com on how many women jokes are there out there..as long as they are used a JOKES its fine..if you actually mean it..thats taking it too far

  21. A few are, but i don't offend easily.

    They are only "jokes", and the goods ones, well, gotta laugh at yourself sometimes too!

    So long as women can take as well as dish it out, then where is the harm?

  22. i dont find them offensive really, i doubt many men do if they have a sense of humour. although, if you were to change them so that they were about women then i think just about every woman would hate you lol

  23. I wouldnt mind most of them.

    but the "Sadly, all men are created equal" is just ignorant, not funny.

  24. Not for me. I love jokes even if they may be thought of as being offensive to one gender in particular.

    @RIP, lol !

  25. sorta

  26. I love jokes- offensive they arent

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