Are vampires Real? How do i become 1?

Question

DONT SAY I AM CRAZZY PLLZ

Answer 1

You must be bitten by one. Let the venom soak through and then drink some of the VAMPIRE'S blood to become a vampire.

Answer 2

Vampires are not real, sweetheart. But there is a club/group/cult-thing that acts like vampires and they drink blood and go out at night and all that jazz. But i think you have to be 18+ to join.

Answer 3

no...and you can't..because they're not real...

Answer 4

Of course not if they were real there wouldn't be so many versions of the myth.

Answer 5

Become a Vampire : The Myth Method.

Method 1: Have a predisposition to Vampirism.

Vampirism may occur if you have been subject to one or more of the following:

    * You were conceived on a 'holy' day.

    * During pregnancy your mother was stared at by a vampire or simply did not consume enough salt in her diet.

    * You recieved a curse either in the womb or at birth.

    * You were either weaned too early or were breastfed AFTER being weaned onto solid food.

    * You were born at specific times of the year eg. new moon or a holy day. (I was born on a Sunday - aaaaah!)

    * You were born with more hair than usual (I had a lot of black hair on my head), a red, distinctive birthmark (tiny red star on my left upper thigh hehe), or with two hearts.

    * You were born with a third nipple (ugh!), teeth or a red caul.

    * You are the seventh son of a seventh son.

    * You die at birth without having been baptised.

Method 2: Commit sinful/bad actions during your lifetime.

If you have done any of the following, folklore has it that you will transform into a vampire after death:

    * Be a Werewolf.

    * Eat sheep that has been killed by a wolf.

    * Commit suicide. (NOT recommended)

    * Steal the ropes used to lower peoples coffins into the grave. (Real 'Huck Finn' stuff hehe)

    * Take part in acts of witchcraft or sorcery.

    * Be a priest and take Mass whilst being in a 'state of mortal sin'.

    * Be a prostitute, murderer, thief etc and/or generally lead a thoroughly immoral lifestyle.

Method 3: Return as a vampire through no fault of your own.

If any of these happen to you at point of death or after burial you'll certainly be back to wreak revenge:

    * Suffer death-by-drowning. (NOT by chocolate)

    * Die a violent death or be murdered.

    * If murdered, have noone take revenge for your untimely death.

    * Have another vampire kill you.

    * Get your brother to sleepwalk.

    * Have someone cast a shadow over your corpse.

    * Arrange for a family cat or bird to jump/fly over your corpse.

    * Have someone wave a candle over your corpse.

    * Have wind from the Russian Steppes blow over your dead body (This could be tricky, unless you are already Russian).

    * Be buried face up in your grave. (Romanian myth)

Answer 6

how old are you?

God.. what a generation

Answer 7

Bram Stoka came up with the idea, for his fiction book Dracula. The idea of it has been around for only a hundred years, so its a myth.  

Answer 8

yeah, there real. i will tell you how to become one, but there is one teeny tiny little thing you have to tell me before i tell you how. email me if your interested.

Answer 9

I will take your advice to not call you crazy. You are just insane. No biggy. Vampires are not real.

Answer 10

They are real, my proof is that I am one.  And a human turning into one is impossible.

Answer 11

yes vampires are real.if you want to become one email me so i can learn more about you to see if your fit enough to become a vampire.

[e-mail] is my email please email me back if you want the truth.      

Answer 12

Vampires are real i know they are real i do not think you are crazy because i was on youtube and i saw this national geographic documentary and there is a comunity some vampires drink peoples blood if it is consensual which meens if they have permission and others arent so kind they will drink peoples blood if it is inconsensual (They Do Not Have Permission). To become a vampire i think the vampire has to drink your blood but not enough to kill you and then they will bite their arm or other body part bleed and you will have to drink a single drop of their blood other times 1 in 1700 people will naturally become vampires and some are born vampires when their parents are human but if you do evolve into a vampire you will lose control so youll have to have a mentor and i know this because i emailed the guy that was in the vampire video and he told me all this stuff so i hope that answers your question.

Answer 13

You can't become a vampire. You may like vampirezilchy on Youtube. He claims to be a real vampire. Plus, he scarcastic, so he makes me laugh. He answers a lot of questions about supposedly real vamps.

http://www.youtube.com/user/vampirezilch...

Answer 14

no you cant become a vampire and they are not real.accept for vampire bats.