Are you a Liberal?

Question

Definition

Liberalism ( lib-er-uh-liz-uh-m)

1.The haunting fear that someone,somewhere can help him or herself.

2.The state of being in which someone's mind is so open that his or her brain has fallen out.

3.Emotional thinking fuelled by ignorance.

Answer 1

Lol, Alf. I think you know the answer to this one with regards to old Hennie!

Confuzzled! : Sheesh, WHAT an appropriate name if I ever heard one! Perfect!

Answer 2

Goodness me, no. I have been called a lot of good things, such as "Saviour of my People" and "Nkosi", but nobody has ever called my a Liberal.

Grace called me a Fascist yesterday when I told her she could not buy another ten pairs of shoes. I think we must be very careful with our money at the moment.

Answer 3

HAHA

Spot on Alf...

Love No.2 - Hey Ayiza - pick up that walnut sized brain of yours before you step on it!!!

Answer 4

I am a right winger.

the problem with you is  having too much s*x with  your famiy members. thats why you stuk on stupid.

Answer 5

I'd like to be, but I'm too clever. Oh, and I like women - that doesn't help much, either, I don't suppose.

Edit - Well said, Chris - you've managed to find pertinent vocabulary that YA hasn't transformed into ***** yet! Must remember them!

Answer 6

Are you a moron?

Answer 7

What dictionary have you been reading from?

If its a joke, I dont get it. Sorry, it did nothing for me.

Answer 8

Just a sweet cuntry boy aint you alf along with half goat chris and the rest of the brownshirts.

You got a real problem there don't you half goat.

Nice one Karen.

Answer 9

CHRISTIANITY

1. DO UNTO OTHERS AS THOU WOULDST BE DONE BY.

2. JUDGE NOT LEST THOU BE JUDGED.

3. LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT GUILT CAST THE FIRST STONE.

ETC ETC

Answer 10

You have pretty much summed up the mentality or lack thereof of half the contributors to this forum.

Can Ayiza be considered a liberal though, he was born lacking a brain, so unfortunately he was never afforded the opportunity for it to be able to "fall out", probably also the white mans fault according to him.

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Karen C - Thank you so much for confirming the accuracy of numbers 1 and 2 in the given definition beyond any shadow of a doubt. You are a disgrace, it is liberal fools like yourself who have ruined South Africa and the world for all future generations. Pity you can't see it, but your children certainly will and they will have only the likes of you to blame. I actually don't know why I am responding to your drivel, I know your type, an ignorant idealist not worth the time of day.

Answer 11

No I am a conservative person. Will never be a Liberal.

Answer 12

Hows your bum feeling after your rendezvous with Bull ?

Was it Conservative or did you moan like a b!atch ?

Answer 13

A liberal is someone who feels so guilty about having s*x with their domestic animals that they believe if they can force everyone to do it and it becomes the norm, then their guilt will be diluted.

Edit wrecked

You are supposed to take your tampon out of the cardboard container before you insert it you prick, no wonder you are so full of c**p.