Are you a genius?

Question

Are you a genius?

Answer 1

Yea kinda but I'm not really smart just reasonably smart are you

Answer 2

yes, yes I am

Answer 3

I'm a legend in my own mind.

My IQs so high it's been jailed three times for drug use.

My IQs so high the FEDs use it to take satellite photos.

My brain is so powerful Global Warming stops when I sleep.

My mind is so big I had to get it a zip code.

I'm so smart I had to get and unlisted number so God would stop calling me for advice.

I'm so smart that the voices in my head formed their own Mensa chapter.

I'm so smart my sperm can explain the meaning of life.

I can see so far into the future that I refer to the present as déjà vu.

My brain is so active my ears smell like ozone.

And I know so much that I know I know nothing.

Almost everyone believes they are smart.

Almost everyone is wrong.

Answer 4

I was as a child but probably not now - never lived up to early promise. But I'm happy does that count as genius?

Answer 5

It depends what it is about me that you're asking.  My psychiatrist told me I was a genius at turning a subject around so it became the other person's fault, not mine, all the while slowly convincing them I was right.  It was only after I left they realized the fallacies of my arguments.

I think I've had some genius moments in my writing.  Certainly not in the category of the literary greats, but some of my work exceeds what's being published now.  This isn't bragging, just honesty backed up by professionals.

Relationships?  No way, but I get bored easily w/ people & don't try very hard.  Definitely a yes for adoring my 2 grandsons w/ all my heart.

I'm a genius for continuing to fight off a  progressive fatal illness, even when the drs. wrote me off years ago.  Sad to say I don't always follow their advice, but I trust myself to do the right thing at the right time.

Living a life fraught w/ all the usual turmoil, trials and tribulations, and joys, YES!  My IQ is only a number & I have too many other ones than to worry about this one.

Answer 6

only two percent of the population is actually a genius - so very few actually are, although I bet that many will claim to be.  Online IQ tests are unreliable, so if someone really wants to know they have to be professionally tested.  I'd say yes, but I doubt anyone would believe it anyway - I don't believe the people who posted yes either!    : )

Answer 7

what's a genius?

Answer 8

I am...but then i woke up :(

Answer 9

My I.Q. is 140.  Unfortunately, that's not quite high enough to be considered a genius.  It's considered highly intelligent and is considerably above the average adult male I.Q. which I believe is 100.

Answer 10

I have been told by a lot of people that I am intelligent - but a genius?  Naaahhhhhhhh!

Answer 11

i am intelligent, but not a genius like all you other self-proclaimed geniuses

Answer 12

If such a thing as a genius exists, then yes, I am one.

If it doesn't, then I don't care.

Answer 13

Thankfully, no.

Answer 14

lol not a geinus btu crazy k**e a fox :D

Answer 15

hahaha yeah right...

Answer 16

of course I am I'm Jesus ( no really people call me jesus)

Answer 17

what does "genius" mean?? Huh? Duh?? <G>

Answer 18

Haha in which ways....every people can be pretty good in other interest/topic. I am a genius when it comes to drawing or cooking. lol if you mean in education wise..then I am just average..Buut I must be a genius to answer your question:P

Answer 19

haha Nope. XD

i'd admit that im not. But i like it this way =D

Answer 20

no, nobody really is. only some poeple are born that talented. but i am really smart. 4.0 grade average (;

Answer 21

Yes, that is why I am here to share my profound knowledge and incites on worldly and sometimes unworldly topics that confound and confuse the lesser gifted members of our genus :-)

Answer 22

Genuis is your belief,maybe you are one of those masters of thought ? Good question

Answer 23

In the philosophy of Arthur Schopenhauer, a genius is a person in whom intellect predominates over "will" much more than within the average person. In Schopenhauer's aesthetics, this predominance of the intellect over the will allows the genius to create artistic or academic works that are objects of pure, disinterested contemplation, the chief criterion of the aesthetic experience for Schopenhauer.

so u see ,i can't be a genius, not yet! i haven't created any original works yet! :(

Answer 24

If i am, i would probably be busily working with Dr Stephen Hawking, and wont have time coming on Y!A, daily! So i am happy not being one and have all the time in the world to do what i desire. Cheers!!! :-))

Answer 25

No. I show occasional fire works of intelligence. For what I lack I try to make up by hard work and by seeking the grace of God. I have been considering myself as the child of God and this attitude has stood me in good stead all the time.

Answer 26

...I'm not sure I act inmature alot plus I feel retarded alot because I stutter alot when I'm shy and when people who are older then me ask me a question I just space out and act like a zombie.

I never got held back so I don't know O_O

Answer 27

Who are we comparing me too?

If it is a bunch of drunken slightly retarded monkeys, I am freaking Einstein, but if we compare me say Einstein, I am a drunken slightly retarded monkey.

Answer 28

7?

Answer 29

i have no clue but this was an easy question to earn points! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!    =D

Answer 30

real geniuses don't answer meek questions such as this.

Answer 31

President Bush sure isn't!