Are you a heavy marijuana user that has passed a drug test?

Question

I need to pass a basic EMIT urine drug test. I would like to know if you are a daily smoker who has been able to pass a drug test. I see a lot of stuff on the internet, but I would like to hear from someone who has used something that actually worked. I have about a week before the test.

Answer 1

I have. Go to your bong store and get ready clean for women. Cranberry Tea is the best. Stop smoking 2-3 days before your test and drink lots of water. An hour before your test drink the whole bottle, wait 15 minutes then fill the bottle up with water and drink it. Pee 4 times to get the toxins out. You are clear. This has worked so many times. I was on probation and it worked. Once it did not. But I got tested in an industrial area where construction workers go when they get an injury on the job, that place was not messin around. But overall, Ive used it at least 15 times and that was the only time that it did not work. And I smoke lots. Like at least 8 times a day.

Answer 2

There is no such thing as a way to "cleanse" marijuana from your bloodstream for a drug test.  THC is stored in the fat cells of your body and will slowly eliminate over a period of 7-30 days depending on how regularlary you smoke.  No amount of "flushing" or "cleansing" can speed up this process.

That being said, I'll try to explain how exactly all the drug test drinks and so forth actually work.

The test, while testing for certain drugs, also tests for natural substances that your body excretes naturally such as creatine.  One of the obvious red-flags that you've done something to alter your drug test results such as drinking gallons of water, will be that your level of B-vitamins and creatine are too low in the urine to be 'normal'.  It will be considered "dilute" and you'll be asked to come back again to re-take the test.

The drinks have a few components:  #1 - very high glucose - this causes any fat-burning that happens in your body to temporarily halt (remember, THC is stored in fat, so we don't want to be burning any fat the day before or the day of the test).. #2 - high fiber - this causes more waste to be pulled into your colon and passed through your bowel movements instead of urine #3 - diuretics - this increases the amount of urine you're passing and makes your urine more diluted #4 - B-vitamins - this keeps your p**s yellow even though it's being diluted down with lots of water and #5 - creatine - this is a protein that is present in every cell of your body, urine without creatine is altered urine...

That being said, here's the advice:

Quit using drugs.

That being said, here's some more advice:

Eat a BIG FATTY meal the night before the test, drink lots and lots of water, eat lots of fiber (like a high fiber cereal).

The day of the test, go ahead and part with $50 and buy one of the drinks designed to help you pass.  Don't risk it on some homemade remedy - you have a lot better chance of passing by using a blended product that has been created by a professional drink manufacturer.

Good luck.