Are you a terrorist?

Question

Are you a terrorist?

Are you world-famous? In how many countries?

Do you have a message for the FBI?

Let me start:

I am a leader of an Al-Qaeda affiliated clan.

I've hited #1 most wanted in 12 countries and now i am

in TOP 40 US for 24th week in a row!

I know you FBI are watching me please please find me and

come and arrest me. Beware of my dog at the backyard.

Probably you already knew that because of your observation

systems from space. Anyhow i ll kick your *** so be prepared.

And you over there. Yes, yes, you! You mr Bush...i knew you

would read this...i know a lot of sensitive information...i know

that you haven't changed your underwear since past Tuesday..

Hahahaha...now i can see the fear in your eyes...beware...

Answer 1

You must be really bored and without a real purpose in life.

Answer 2

Only top 40 , what a joke. You must be h**l lot of lousy terrorist.

Answer 3

You are a serious nut job aren't you I mean your elevator does not go all the way to the first floor does it,you are one patty short of a happy meal right.

To put something like this in a question for everyone to see you maybe right you just might be being watched by federal agencies and the eyes in the sky as well and how do you know Bush,hasn't changed his underwear since last Tuesday,is that whats effecting you as well and the smell has reached your brain and short circuited it something has you s***w ball good luck on planet Zeno,will miss you!!

Answer 4

the words of a 13 year bored punk! it amazes me i am responding as the others! do us all a favor please, go sneak in your daddys drawer, see the flashy gun? good! now place it in your mouth...good boy! your dog is so proud of you,,, say praise allah, praise allah allah bing bong, and pull the trigger!...... what? how come u didnt, oh i forgot you are simply a cowardly little punk who writes like a pathetic habitual; masterbator!!!! go enjoy your dog,, u bad bad little boy

Answer 5

I love how people are saying for the Original Poster to get a life, and yet they spend time to write a message...

Keep up the hilarity, OP!

Answer 6

Get a life...

Answer 7

Finally, we've got you! Yes, you're right; we knew of your dog. But here's the catch, that dog is actually an FBI informant! He's been with us all along. And his name is not Allawishes; it's Fido. Get him boy. (Play Benny Hill theme song now)

Answer 8

oh wow u must have nothing else to do

GET A LIFE!

Answer 9

Okay there is a place called an asylum they give you nice huggy jackets and warm rooms the help people like you to get back on track i highly recomended it

Answer 10

A terrorist does not reveal himself in public.

Answer 11

Peace and yin yang to you brother.

Answer 12

Don't blink !

Answer 13

Terrorist's are insecure people, cowards. You certainly have chosen  a suitable nickname describing yourself. From all i could tell, you just need serious help. Try enrolling yourself into a mental institution, that would definitely help because FBI is not going to waste their valuable resources trying to come after a ****** dude like yourself.

In most cases no one would admit  OR agree to the fact that they are a terrorist because the whole world hates them.

Answer 14

I'm thinking that there's a mental hospital somewhere in America being monitored by Homeland Security.

Answer 15

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at interrogation time and at court.

Now, please focus your eyes on the green light above you...

Answer 16

I think I'm in love.........LMAO

Answer 17

im a reverse terrorist which means im going to pakistan and afganistan and blow up muslim churches, its time to switch it up for a while you freakin loser,

Get your **** to bellvue

Answer 18

What an appropriate name you have given yourself.