Are you amazed at how much safer you are now that the TSA is confiscating big cans of shaving gel?

Question

A month or so ago I took a weekend trip and plopped my usual 7 oz. can of shave gel in my carry on. I guess I hadn't flown in a while and the rules prohibit such a size can. So the smiling, happy, TSA worker tersely informed me of my rules violation and snagged that Gilette weapon. As I walked away I thought "Wow, what a great idea! I finally have peace of mind now that I am safe from myself and other shave gel bearing terrorists!" My blood pressure and stress levels have gone way, way down since that lovely evening, since I know the TSA and its smiling cadre of wonderful workers is making us so much safer. How about you?

Answer 1

Isn't "dry shaving" a lot of fun.

Answer 2

I know, right? Next they'll think that humans can become liquid explosives and we'll have to drain half of our bodily fluids. Haha.

Answer 3

yes.. what a relief

Answer 4

At least they didn't get your leaf-blower!