Are you an alien?

Question

if you are, i will eat your important organ(s)

Answer 1

yes, i am an alien. i commute from mars each weekend.

your human metabolism would not be able to digest my organs.

contrary to popular belief, we do not all like poptarts.

Answer 2

o.0

not if i eat your important organs first.

that sounds kinda weird, yes?

lmao

Answer 3

Alien: depends on which definition you mean:

- an alien insurer is company which is a citizen of another country

- a person who is legally permitted to remain in a country which is foreign to him or her (this person may be called a legal alien of that country)

- a person who has temporary or permanent residence in a country which is foreign to him/her (may be called a resident alien of that country)

- a visitor with the legal right to visit a country which is foreign to him/her may be called a nonresident alien of that country

- the term illegal alien commonly refers to a foreign national who resides in another country unlawfully

So, by any of these definitions I am not an alien - I was born in this country so I am a citizen by birth.

However, my parents emigrated from Germany, so by these government definitions they were resident aliens.

Now, if you mean extraterrestrial, then how do you know these aliens (if they do exist, which I doubt) even have important organs?

Answer 4

Yuck!

Answer 5

no....ru?

Answer 6

if i am an alien i will eat my own organs

Answer 7

in that case, no.

Answer 8

yes, infact, i am. i have intelligence that is greater than that of the ignorant human. and against the popular beliefe, we do not like poptarts.

OF COURSE NOT!

edit: dangit tina L stole my line, and beat me to the point.