Are you are sick of greedy relitives waiting for you to pass away?

Question

if so you can make your will out to me and my kids if you want to ruffel some feathers

Answer 1

omg yess

Answer 2

Hah! Sounds good! I'll do that, but I'm only 28 so it'll take a while for me to die.

Answer 3

I am gonna put in my will I want to be put in coffin upside down with my pants pulled down and any one who wants anything is gonna have to kiss my dead ***!.

Answer 4

yup

Answer 5

I don't tell people who is on my will. Most don't even know I have one and a decent size life insurance. Never be worth more dead than alive.