Are you aware of the dangers of Di-Hydrogen Monoxide?

Question

This is a dangerous chemical that is now found in our lakes and oceans. It is also found in pesticides, but now is being used in our food. Every year nearly 3,500 people die of DiHydrogen Monoxide overdoses and other people suffer from extensive sweating and urination. The government is currently doing nothing to prevent this deadly chemical and we need to do something.

Do you think that this dangerous chemical should be banned.

Answer 1

I seen that on Penn and Teller, where they got people to sign a petition to ban H2O.  It was funny (and scary) to see so many people sign the petition, not knowing what it was.

Answer 2

Well, this is old hat.  And it is not true that any significant number of people have ever died from an overdose.

On the other hand, you inhale this stuff and you are very likely to kick the bucket.  And in its solid form, it can freeze you!

Run for your lives!

Answer 3

Absolutely!  Inhaled, it is deadly.  There have also been reports of fatalities from drinking too much of the stuff.  In general, it can be bad news.

Oh dear, I'm thirsty; perhaps I'll get a drink of water...

Answer 4

Oh, that's why my skin falls apart when I take a shower, and also, I glow in the dark!

Answer 5

It truly is one of the greatest threats to mankind.  My nephew, as a young lad, almost succumbed to asphyxiation from being in too much contact with this stuff.

Thanks for spreading the word!

Answer 6

lolz water

Wow that's the oldest joke in the book.

EDIT:

PS- Overdose on water = drowning

Hahaha

Answer 7

Global warming is the result of human neglect against environment.

Answer 8

Arrrrggggghhhhhhh!!  Not again!!  Do you have nothing better to do with your time than recycle mindless old urban/e-mail folklore?  It's water, aqua, agua, uisce, H2O.

Answer 9

I'm afraid of an Hydrogen bomb.

Answer 10

no

Answer 11

You're all wet.

Answer 12

Answer: No I am not aware of the dangers.

Addendum: Boy this is an old question! And not very clever one at that!