Are you currently a train wreck? how much of a train wreck?

Question

Are you currently a train wreck? how much of a train wreck?

Answer 1

perhaps you too should cut back on the meth as well...

Answer 2

I'm not so much a train wreck as the canal -- you know how the top of the canal looks all calm and peaceful, but right under the surface there is all this turbulant water with a strong current that is just rolling and tumbling around fish and cans and boots and dead bodies and mud and all sorts of other garbage -- well there you go.  On the surface, no one would ever guess . . .

Answer 3

I am a train wreck in progress- just dropped my coal car into a culvert, and my caboose is flopping in the breeze

Answer 4

naaaa

not a wreck, maybe just a wheel dragging on the ends of the ties

Answer 5

I, I, I'm j-j-just reeeeealy nervous out there.......

"TWO GUNS!  JUUUUUMP!!!"