Are you dining out alone?

Question

I AM A 41 TEAR OLD GENTLEMAN WHO WONDERS WHAT CERTAIN SINGLE LADIES AND BUSINESS WOMEN DO WHEN ASKED TO ATTEND CERTAIN FUNCTONS, AND ARE EXPECTED TO BRING ALONG A PARTNER. I AM SIX FOOT TALL, EX MILITARY, I AM 18 STONE BUT DO SCRUB UP RATHER WELL. I'M NOT AN ESCORT NOR AM I PLANNING TO BE, BUT I MAY CONSIDER ACCOMPANYING CERTAIN LADY'S WHEN IT IS REQUIRED. I AM CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED AND RETIRED DUE TO A SEVERE HEAD INJURY IN 1995 WHICH COST ME MY ARMY CARREER AND ABILITY FOR CIVILIAN EMPLOY. IF YOUR INTERESTED AND LOOKING TO GET A DRIVER, COMPANION, BUT ARE PREPARED TO PAY FOR THE MEAL THEN DROP ME A LINE ON [e-mail] OR [e-mail]

Answer 1

Well, if I lived in the UK I might give you a ring!

Answer 2

Wow